it was the middle school days when i began sharpening my gunnin’ abilities with 8oz milk cartons at the cafeteria table, helping me transform into the circus act that i am today. i suppose i’m proud to remain undefeated in this field, but it’s this guy to the left — my pal, stig — that’s given me the closest run. pictured here is a rematch from this past weekend. my dear little niece, ella, stands in the middle, with a sort of ‘wtf?’ look on her face.
